Space-Manly Yes, But I Space-Like It Too. In Space.

THURSDAY, MARCH 31, 2011:

LEPRECHAUN 4: IN SPACE (1997)



Plot Synopsis: On a planet in a distant galaxy, a power hungry Leprechaun (Warwick Davis), holds a beautiful alien princess (Rebekah Carlton), hostage in order to marry her for her royal title. With her title and his beloved gold, he'll be able to rule the universe. While making his maniacal plans, what he doesn't count on is an invading platoon of marines from Earth, to save the princess and foil his plans. An accomplished trickster, the Leprechaun stows himself away on the orbiting spaceship and wreaks havoc on the crew in an attempt to recapture his bride.

When Justice Wears A Mask... Justice Is Probably Ugly.

THURSDAY, MARCH 3, 2011:

CHAMPIONS OF JUSTICE (1971)



Plot Synopsis: La Mano Negra, a mad scientist determined to control the world, must first get rid of his masked enemy, the famous wrestler Blue Demon. The evil doctor sends masked midget assassins to the wrestling ring, but their bullets cannot destroy Blue Demon. La Mano Negra increases the power of each of his assassins to that of "ten athletes" and gives them bracelets that he can recharge as their energy fails in battles with Blue Demon and the other masked Luchadores including Mil Màscaras, Tinieblas, La Sombra Vengadora, Black Shadow, El Rayo de Jalisco, El Fantasma Blanco, El Avispòn Escarlata, and Superzan. When five contestants from the Miss Mexico beauty pageant are kidnapped, the wrestlers get really angry and go in search of the mad scientist's hideout, fighting all the way.

Blacula 2, Blaclectric Blaculoo

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 2011:

SCREAM BLACULA SCREAM (1973)



Plot Synopsis: This time, it's voodoo power versus vampire fury when Willis (Richard Lawson), the son of a late high priestess, seeks revenge on the cultists who have chosen his foster sister Lisa (Pam Grier) as their new leader. Hoping to curse Lisa, Willis unwittingly resurrects Blacula's earthly remains - and lets loose the Prince of Darkness and his freaked-out army of the undead!

Most Massacre Squads Require At Least 2-3 Mamas

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 17, 2011:

TNT JACKSON (1974)



Plot Synopsis: TNT Jackson...She'll put you in traction! Jeanne Bell stars in this 1974 Roger Corman black-themed action classic about a tough streetwise woman who goes undercover as a hooker in Hong Kong in order to track down her missing brother. TNT is featured in many signature Kung Fu battles versus the Chinese mob, including a classic "topless" fight scene. Like 1971's The Big Doll House starring Pam Grier, TNT Jackson is a true Corman classic!

Mega Debbie Vs Giant Lorenzo

THURSDAY, JANUARY 27, 2011:

MEGA SHARK VERSUS GIANT OCTOPUS (2009)



Plot Synopsis: In the meeting Arctic, two prehistoric sea creatures have been unleashed from their tombs of ice. Bigger, stronger, and faster than any animal our modern world has seen, they terrorize the ocean with an appetite for destruction that engulfs anything in their path. When Mega Shark and Giant Octopus turn on each other, however, a spectacular battle for supremacy of the sea unfolds.

Leather, Capes & Chains. Hell's Superhero.

THURSDAY, JANUARY 6, 2011:

SPAWN (1997)



Plot Synopsis: An assassin named Al Simmons is double-crossed and murdered by his evil boss Jason Wynn. Al makes a deal with the devil and returns to earth as Spawn to see his wife. He is ordered by the devil's minion, The Clown, to kill Wynn. Wynn has made a deal with the clown too and is suppose to destroy the world with a deadly virus that will help start Armageddon and allow Hell to attack Heaven. Spawn must choose between Good & Evil.

It DOES somehow connect to Christmas. Kinda.

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 16, 2010:

SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 4: INITIATION (1990)



Plot Synopsis: A female reporter investigates the death of a woman who, on fire, leapt off of a building to her death. Her investigation leads her to discover the existence of a strange cult dedicated to the Egyptian god Isis--and the cult wants her as its new queen.

Nazi Elves Vs Renegade Mall Santa. No Really, That's What This Is About.

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 9, 2010:

ELVES (1989)



Plot Synopsis: A young woman discovers that she is the focus of an evil nazi experiment involving selective breeding and summoned elves, an attempt to create a race of supermen. She and two of her friends are trapped in a department store with an elf, and only Dan Haggerty, as the renegade loose-cannon Santa Claus, can save them.

Warning: Toy May Contain Traces of Brad Dourif

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 2, 2010:

CHILD'S PLAY (1988)



Plot Synopsis: After 6-year-old Andy Barclay's (Alex Vincent) babysitter is violently pushed out of a window to her death, nobody believes him when he says that "Chucky", his new birthday doll, did it! Until things start going terribly wrong...dead wrong. And when an ensuing rampage of gruesome murders lead a detective (Chris Sarandon) back to the same toy, he discovers that the real terror has just begun...the deranged doll has plans to transfer his evil spirit into a living human being - young Andy!

No Laws. No Limits. Boobs Aplenty, Though.

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 2010:

BARB WIRE (1996)



Plot Synopsis: If you've got a problem, Barb Wire is the solution. She'll use any dangerous weapon-including her body-to take what she wants, crossing the line for no man, until the day Axel Hood hits town. He's on a mission, and Barb is the only one who can get him out of town alive. Will Barb help the man who once betrayed her? There's only one thing you can be sure of...she can get anything you want, for a price. Are you ready to pay...?